Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
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perdix 31
That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.
ISellHerbs 0
Maybe you should take that as a hint.
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Comments (123)
kernelkat 16
Another victim of the dreaded "myspace angles" phenomenon.
thefierytiki 0
14 is a beast. myspace is for middle schoolers now. and douches.
CJ090 0
No ppl like u who think ur cool and mature cause ur on Facebook and diss MySpace are douches and I guarantee 1 year ago u were the person on MySpace takin the same kinda pics gosh I still use my MySpace and I like it better but I am usin Facebook a lot more only cause everybody wanna b on freakin Facebook ugh conformity
bazookamooka 0
take it as a compliment! (: he was prolly looking for an excuse to talk to you
BigRedMan15 0
ummm maybe you should not to talk to guys on myspace... go get a real boyfriend instead of talking to random 40 year old guys on there.
BeaCH_DoLL 0
your fault for making out that you are skinnier than what you obviously are.
shelboo_fml 0
...... Nexopia.
Kjakan 2
YDI for being fat and trying to hide it in your pictures
kukopia 0
Time for new pix
crash52181 0
Oh, so you're one of those fat chicks on Myspace who only shows old photos of when you were skinny or you just use head shots. And then you get these loser pedophiles looking for some lovin and they get tricked by your devious ways.
CJ090 0
And there it is the comment I expected the douchebag who thinks he's cool 4 dissing MySpace and that he's mature for being on Facebook I really dnt get people like u cause 1 year ago u were on MySpace and u took the candid photos at all those angles to make urself look good and now u think ur cool cause u say oh MySpace is for loosees like everybody is tryna do now a days u sir are an asshole