Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.
ISellHerbs 0
Maybe you should take that as a hint.
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Comments (123)
polico_wolf 0
you know, people do look alike other people. Ever considered that it WASNT you and it WAS somebody who looked like you that happened to be in the same shop? YDI (because there isnt a rating that says "why do you assume fat people are always you")
FarSide 23
Really. It's always about you, isn't it OP?
rinrinn22 0
dude that ******* sucks
Raiderwrstler65 0
i agree with #25..... why dont u try losing weight or going for fatter guys.
laurr_rawrs 0
YOU DESERVE IT FOR SHOPPING@ OLD NAVY. lyk el oh elz
HBubble 3
YDI for being fat
alex_vik 1
YDI for taking fat angle pictures to hide your fat.
Ohnothingreally 0
So, you took the fat girl angle shot? The one that EVERYONE on myspace has?
noshitsherlock 0
YOU DESERVE IT for being a ******* PICTURE LIAR (I made that up, haha). That's what you get for posting either fake, misleading, or oldass pics where you were once thin. It's called being honest - if that's how you look in real life, why hide it online? Can you do that in person? NO, so be real.
the_stereotype 0
don't worry, he's probably not that cute in person either
sportsnut 0
you should really work on your self image and by that, i mean you should get healthier and lose the weight that will eventually kill you