Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I spent one night with my phone turned off so I could finally relax. When I turned it back on I had 17 missed calls from siblings wanting to moan about their spouses, 5 calls from mom, 6 from dad, 2 from work, and 2 from my ex. I think I’ve earned some time alone, don’t you? FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
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Arian_fml 0
The fact that you placed your ex's cell is pathetic.
so_me_fml 0
Wow, I'm amazed that that's possible. I can't believe you don't at least call your Dad's cell and your BFF.
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Comments (116)
ohhhhshizzz 0
#46: WHAT THE ****? awuh that's sad.
jj732 0
46 you were clearly not loved enough as a child.
gsfgf 0
lol @48
candy_hearts 0
I STILL only have 2 people on my "Fave Fives" and it's been a year. I wish I had three.
ClaudiaDeetz31 0
So? That's hardly FML worthy.
FlyMeToTheMoon 0
I feel your pain haha.
Amkii 0
Your ex's cell? You still call him? My god... get over him already. I bet he's sick of you still calling him.
colortherainbowx 0
YDI for even calling your ex. Thats just plain stupid.
truslide 0
who cares. people always ask for numbers and don't call.
fcked 0
# 3. i agree. But hey, who said you cant be frens with ur ex?