Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I spent one night with my phone turned off so I could finally relax. When I turned it back on I had 17 missed calls from siblings wanting to moan about their spouses, 5 calls from mom, 6 from dad, 2 from work, and 2 from my ex. I think I’ve earned some time alone, don’t you? FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
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Arian_fml 0
The fact that you placed your ex's cell is pathetic.
so_me_fml 0
Wow, I'm amazed that that's possible. I can't believe you don't at least call your Dad's cell and your BFF.
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Comments (116)
cd5love96 0
You fail at life. Enjoy life and meet new people. Life is short and at least when you're on your deathbed you won't have any regrets. Having your ex on your myFaves is stupid. You're whipped.
JP101 0
So what? You shouldn't have got the package if you didn't have anybody to place in it. Waste of money.
brb022 0
May you please tell me how the F*** this is a FML.. really.. your dumb
uneekfreak16 0
Maybe she had spent all her time with her boyfriend and when they broke up, she didn't really have any close friends. And there's a big difference between having aquaintances and having close friends. People are saying to go out there and meet new people, but that's not always the problem. There's people I talk to everyday at school and at work, but I never call them up, because we're just not that close. It's not easy to find that bond that makes you besties.
jio_freed 0
i agree with #65. I have friendly acquantices but no one i call outside of school. Mostly this is because i'm into technology and etc, and i know other people like that, but none of them go out either, so none of us see each other outside of school.
stuweey 0
i agree wtih 65 and 67 i am definetely in the same exact boat i have a bunch of friends but not that many besties and it really hurts sometimes but its okay i guess
perussian 0
in the same boat....
DRoss 0
not even close to funny. **** YOU
Osakhomen 0
Don't worry, I only have one person that actually counts on my Fave 5. My mom, dad, and one of best friends all have T-mobile, so I already don't pay when I call them. My other best friend is the only legit person on my Fave 5s because she was Verizon...
ifartfire 0
can me for a good time. 1800 blow yourself