Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML
And then.....
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML
Stick to sidewalks
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Introductions
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Carless whisper
Today, my car broke down. Yesterday, my husband mentioned he found my dream car for sale, but I'd insisted my car had a lot of miles left and we should save money. They sold my dream car this morning. Now I'm carless. FML
Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Messy
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
It's all too much
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Top comments
diesel1226 0
Buy a car to go with the new seat covers.
biggestfan23 11
Well the most logical thing to do is return them
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Comments (74)
perdix 31
Buy a new car that fits your seat covers. One of the stupidest ways to select a car, but, hey! New car seat covers!
drinkPINK 4
"Ignorance is curable. Stupidity is not."
Cloudberry 10
Wow. You're really gonna hold a grudge over an fml comment?
desireev 18
Sounds to me like someone thought they had the upper hand on perdix.. 'Thought' being the key word here. By the way, jackass, it was a funny comment. If you thought for a second that he was being serious, then your stupidity, obviously, will never be cured! Nice try though!
syck_fml 3
Wow 53, you arq a bitdh
klimpomppp 9
Wow 70 your a dick
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Cut them up and use them as a toilet seat cover.
alabamajoe77 3
This is the biggest problem you face? Who orders seat covers for a car they even think they may write off. Maybe you should spend your money on car payments rather than accessories?
Vulpes21 6
Seriously, this is the most petty FML I have ever read.
Mullak 7
I don't think you understand what the term "write off" means. It means that OP has damaged the car to a certain extent that means OP cannot drive it anymore, it doesn't have anything to do with repayments.
pookberry 4
Says alabamajoe77 is 34 years old...you would think he would know what it means to "write off" a vehicle. :/
silentbutfunny 0
Especially with his pic
xStaciexLynnx 15
Maybe I'm an idiot too but I've never heard that referred to as being 'written off'.
russfml 31
Yup.
alexup24 13
sell the seat covers to help you buy another car
reapy 14
*you're*
DocBastard 40
The irony of someone who uses the possessive "your" incorrectly and puts a space BEFORE the period calling someone else an idiot is simply overwhelming.
jonriise18 3
Haha. Doc nailed it.
Snafuusmc 12
Return them or give them to a friend for Valentines day?
silentbutfunny 0
*opens gift* "WOOOHOO-- wait, you know i have leather seats, right?" Plus car seats are TOTALLY romantic
drooby 5
If only there was more the. One car in the world. Lol save it. I imagine u will get a new car?
shanemaximo 7
Now you can buy a car that matches them perfectly!
Brelywi 15
"wrote off?" Is that an Australian term for sold?
lightburns 10
Brelywi: "Wrote off" basically means they crashed and wrecked it.
Brelywi 15
Oh, that sucks!
huntingsucks 4
That's why they invented Craig's list!!
luvbug49 0
I could use some new seat covers :) just saying