Today, I received a text from my girlfriend's female best friend that they have been dating for the last month. This was the week of our one year anniversary, and my birthday. We just moved into a duplex with my name on the lease. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
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Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
Better find out if it's true before you do anything irrational. Her girlfriend might not like you very much and wanted to break you guys up.
inappropes 31
If its just your name on the lease, guess who's cheating ass would be gone. Hope that is the case op. sorry man
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Comments (17)
pjsr 33
Uhmm.... happy birthday
jfsiv 17
Did someone say threesome?
BrotherPhil 35
Not yet, (or at least, they didn't use the word), but it was my first thought.
truecountrybitch 22
not that big of deal...ask her to join ya ?
Joshawott 21
The fact that it's both your first anniversary week and birthday makes me suspicious that your girlfriend's friend is just pulling your leg - a prank, or one of those dumb "relationship tests". First port of call though - talk to your girlfriend about it. If it's true, she may have the decency to own up. If she denies it, whether you believe her will be up to you. However, if it turns out that she has been unfaithful, hopefully the lease is only in your name and you can find a solution for the rent gap that will result from booting her out.
Michael Frederick 7
Oh my gosh! I'm from milwaukee too. I wonder if I know your cheating lesbian girlfriend. Lol.
fatbody 6
SMH yeah bro sounds like your ****** my guy ?? IMA need you to hold this L