Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
mollymaykitty tells us more.
I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.
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popoman 0
Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.
txgirl09 5
Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.
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Comments (244)
lonely_heart_89 6
once you threw up, that shouldve been enough reason for her to send you home. that's awful that she did that. you should complain. id say it's more **** HER life, given the fact that if you complain, she's gonna get in trouble.
twilighthotty 0
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CyclonePsycho 1
Wtf? It's like this is straight out of a cartoon! FYL for having to put up with an evil nurse. D:
LogicOverRated 0
Well, I guess that's the reason she is a school nurse and not working in a hospital. Incompetent nurse.
jenjenX20 0
what the helll!!!!!!!! is she a sertified nurse?? when dey gunna fire her ass???!!!!!!! lmao
turdburgers 0
Tell your parents. Have them go to the principal and pitch a fit, then say goodbye to detention.
strawberry6826 0
hey at least you were able to throw up on her cause shes obviously a bitch. but fyl you should like tell someone in the office about your detention tho cus it wasnt your fault. it was her fault.
J0yce 0
Wow that's bullshit.
mcur 0
how a detention though?
ChopGoneWild 0
sounds like a smart nurse.....lol