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Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML

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I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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I hated school

stomach problems are so beat

What a bitch .

chadwick110480 0

you should have shit your pants too.

I don't think it was fair you got a detention for it :/ If the nurse knew you had a stomach ulcer, it wouldn't be your fault. It's her job to deal with these things! FYL!

same happend to me. except for I was like told you I was sick. lol the dumb bitch let me go home after that

I'd go ape shit on her! and try to get her fired!

eek complain to the school bout that dumb bitch

that dumbass..she deserved it