Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
mollymaykitty tells us more.
I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.
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popoman 0
Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.
txgirl09 5
Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.
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Comments (244)
MollyXD124 7
wow. I've had an ulcer before.. they suck ass
chanta24 10
that is SO a good reason!! school nurses :(
Kingbreezy04 10
Were do you go to school, prison
Cd870412 0
so nt Tru my sister who is now 18 almost died in 2007 from bleeding stomach ulcers..she totally deserved it the nurse
Iceythearcher 1
A detention?! Thats bullshit. Fight that, you cant choose to puke
ohmybobbert 16
Wow. I have an ulcer right now and it's no laughing matter.
maddienoelle 13
Stupid nurse.
pegasus187 9
Hmm I wonder what she would consider a legit health concern if stomach ulcers are not legit
LadiPrettyWings 0
I'd sue #JustSayin
ImTheAlpha 30
What the **** is wrøng with that woman?