Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
mollymaykitty tells us more.
I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.
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popoman 0
Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.
txgirl09 5
Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.
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Comments (244)
the_duce 0
can anyone say karma.
JohnByeBye 0
Um.....if you let your ulcers get that out of hand then YDI. Yes, stress causes ulcers but it doesn't happen overnight.
SpankyMcThrust 6
Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaaaaaaa, yes they can.
musiciangirl591 16
you'd be surprised, the last two semesters, during finals week, i've had ulcers (not that bad though, they went away with time) and once gallstones, if you're under a significant amount of stress, they can happen very quickly
Pearljammer001 0
and the nurse can't spell! :) hahahahahahahah
scrodum 0
does YDI stand for "you deserve it?"
doglover100 29
Yep
aauguard23 0
way to go buddy I would have done the same
Pearljammer001 0
yes it does.
scrodum 0
thank you :)
sundog 0
I would go to the detention... F that, let them phone home and have a talk to your parents... see how that conversation goes.
Pearljammer001 0
damn you 83 you beat me to it. but yes it does 82.
Pearljammer001 0
instead of going to detention, the proper response would be to say; my ulcers also give me explosive diarhia periodically, and then proceed to s*** all over her
PinkRoseLove 0
@89, that made me laugh hysterically, well done
greeneye_fml 12
Stomach ulcers are brutal. What kind of moron is that nurse? She deserved worse.