Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
mollymaykitty tells us more.
I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.
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popoman 0
Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.
txgirl09 5
Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.
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Comments (244)
TaZ_963 0
I would of just fickin left kids these days
D3kl3 0
pwned
2RawKS 0
****** hoe bagged bitch right there
snak1590 0
nice
likeomgwhat 0
i think the lesson here is dont start smoking in the first place... i know its hard to quit and everything but you shouldnt have got addicted to it anyways ....ya kno
aeslehc_ 0
Thats like when my nurse told me being pregnant is no excuse to leave and i was having preterm contractions.
alicethehatter 0
Yeah...I call shennanagins. That nurse would've been fired on the spot for anything like that even at the most run-down school. Quick making crap up just for the shock value.
mollymaykitty 0
I wasn't making it up. My school district nurses gas always been quite uneducated. My chemistry teacher last year has more nurses training than she (the nurse) did.
mollymaykitty 0
I meant has not gas.
Hunter329 0
What a bitch!
nmbarn01 1
Just an FYI, stomach ulcers are caused by bacterium, heliobacter pylori. Definately a reason to leave and visit your doctor!
FightOfYourLife 0
bitch slap