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Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML

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I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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that's horrible.

claytonj910 0

hahahahahahha

what a ****, and a stupid reason to have a detention

sue the school for wrecklace endangerment.

my friend jenni's school nurse thought she was faking when she had her apendix burst at school. adults need to learn to trust teens a little more, I blame it on all of the stupid kids who goto the nurse just for the sake of missing class. immature brats.

A friend of mine had the same issue at work, they made her finish her shift even though she was in pain. She drove to the hospital as soon as her shift was over but her appendix burst before she got into surgery. Im surprised she never sued the company.

aha wow sounds like the nurse in my school fyl bro. fck hers too cuz she got thrown up on hahaaa good call lmfao

That's really stupid, it's proven that stumach ulcers are purely biologically caused. Has been proven in the 19th century...

Make sure that she gets written up for both incidents. Get compensation if you can.

captainmaharet 1

She might not realize that youngins get acid reflux too. Bring in your Prevacid scrip next time, with an angry note from your parents or doctor.