TheLoneSoul
France
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Billy
United States
Have a Kitkat
Today, my wife came back from a three-day moms' retreat, and was mad I didn't immediately want to spend time with her. She called me 68 times (yes, I counted) while she was gone, so it was really like she never left. FML
svsksosnns
Olympia, United States
Now what?
Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pleased to see you too
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Unhappily Ever After
Littleton, United States
Like the deserts miss the rain
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
scumbag
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Bobert
Romania
Oh well…
Today, I was out of town on a work trip. I'd fought with my wife before leaving, and I felt bad, so I called her and poured my heart out, telling her how much I loved her. She sighed and said, "Okay, anyway…" and complained about bills and chores for ten minutes, then wouldn't say she loved me. FML
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
My favorite boy
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Anonymous
Hamburg, Germany
You fool
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Top comments
Paras_800 27
We need a follow up on this op.
Cads1 24
So what exactly does your wife do other than another man/woman?
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Comments (89)
ourtneyc 14
so in that 3 years have you moved on and found someone else while legally married? there's so many questions that need answering lol
PrideOfTheFallen 19
Really need a follow up...
cocoshake 16
well did you try to find her?
oNisao 21
This fml brings so many questions. What does she do? Why do you still refer to her as your wife if there was no contact in 3 years? Wth actually happened?
leogachi 15
@18 He would refer to her as his wife because they are still legally married. They're estranged spouses, but they're still married.
sstahpp 33
If he told the FML starting out with estranged wife there would have been no suspense.
trulypar 34
@ 21 I'm not sure of the laws in France, but after a certain amount of time without hearing from her he could have gotten a divorce due to abandonment, or he could have even had her declared legally dead because she disappeared.
MandieL 27
I believe It's 7 years no contact where I'm from. Not sure about other places though.
pokemyeyes 23
WAS SHE KIDNAPPED??
leogachi 15
@21 I'm assuming that he did nothing because he referred to her as his wife. I don't think I'm wrong in assuming that they're still married, because if they weren't he wouldn't have called her his wife.
elsie23 11
It's 10 years where I'm from without seen or hearing.
allykaymorris 24
All work no play? Nahhh... She's all play. (;
Lalala579121 28
I saw the "3 years ago" before I saw the business trip part and thought it was going to say she died 3 years ago...
Chilled_Rambo 11
Unless she was stranded on an island for those 3 years, I doubt she can dig herself out of this hole.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Was she declared legally dead within 3 years missing?
False_Stupidity 42
Probably something in the adult entertainment sector... Call it client services.
LycanGod 27
what was the call about OP? we definitely need a follow up on this one