Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, I found out that the mystery flowers I received from a “Johnny” that caused my boyfriend to dump me on Valentine’s Day was really from him. He concocted this plan to make it look like I was cheating on him with a “Johnny” instead of confessing he was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
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FrostHeart 36
Unless your boyfriend sent them and is going to use them as an excuse to break up with OP. A more possible situation, they were probably delivered to the wrong address, just to talk your boyfriend about it.
wheresmymary 22
Lover, stalker, same thing right?
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Comments (44)
Badkarma4u 17
Oldest trick in the book. It was probably someone who is mad at you for whatever reason.
pianogal 11
Maybe he wanted to break up with you without making you think that he didn't like you anymore so he sent you flowers and broke up with you because you were "cheating". FYL because that's horrible.
pianogal 11
ugh ignore me i didnt see that everyone else posted that well sheyot
maharb01 17
it's a trap!
HeWillBeLoved105 22
What you have is a stalker.
Tacoboy787 6
TAHA!
gdogd 15
probably from him to give him a reason to break up with you
mimii00 10
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
overweightchamp 10
It was definitely your bf victimizing himself while breaking up with you.