bill
United States
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML
cande
United States
Fined
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad doggo
Today, I was threatened with arrest for refusing to accept a citation for having a dog off leash in a park. It wasn’t my fucking dog! It was a very friendly stray that started following me on my morning walk. I tried to explain myself but the dog wouldn’t leave my side or stop barking at the cop. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Barking Mad
Revesby, Australia
Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad timing
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
ScaryOldMan
United States
Today, while trying to sleep, I kept hearing this groan/scream for help for about an hour. I decided to call 911 to send someone to investigate. Police came, I received a $100 parking fine and another citation for improper use of 911. The noise? Just a dog howling. FML
Anonymous
The enforcer
Today my auntie who helps run a HOA sent me out on a quick errand to deliver some fines. Now I know why she didn’t want to go herself. Several fines were for one guy, one very large angry guy, who let his dog trap me in the garden while he yelled at me for 5 whole minutes until I cried. FML
TDCC
United States
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic attack
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
They were talking about your wife. :,D
Ninjaface 0
Your dog is very unruly; it won't even exist when you tell it to!
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Comments (38)
loki09 4
While this is super funny, totally made me lol. There is a very simple solution. Go to the courthouse and fight the ticket. If you do not have a dog, it should be very easy for you to prove, beyond reasonable doubt. The ticket will be dismissed. :)
jam4 0
#15 is oh so correct
perdix 31
That's the polite way to tell you to stop ******** in the hallways, the lobby and the other common areas.
NrthrnLghts 0
^ Win.
startafire 0
Sounds like something that would have happened in the dorms at my college, lol. How do you prove that you don't own a dog? Good luck with that one, OP.
TedFreakingBundy 0
Get one.
Fenny 0
Challenge it
omgzdude 0
oops.... might have been the wrong mailbox...
Flounder 2
Then this is not an FML, but a clerical error. You clearly do not understand the rules of this game.
1234512345cj 0
WTF!!!! LOL!!!
Skull_300 0
What the ****? You got a cat?