Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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Amysbodybetrayal 0
I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD
Eashag 3
That's what your pockets are for, tard.
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Comments (95)
cs68507 0
What kind of moron MAILS a 100 dollar bill???? You do not mail cash! However, you are still the most moronic of the two.
yottskry 0
Well, if we're going to be picky he is the 'more' moronic of the two. Comparative, not superlative.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
a laxative wold help in this situation :D
Grrrpoop 0
The obvious thing to do now is to rename your puppy 'Benjamin'. :)
kukopia 0
It seems the OP is assuming the puppy ate it simply because he didn't find it. Now he's going to be collecting and washing puppy poop... I wonder how long he does that before he realizes the bill could be under some furniture...
crazy4life400 0
fyi- next time just give your puppy 1/2 teaspoon hydrogen peroxide- it wont hurt the dog at all just make him throw everything up in his stomach. Its also great for future reference if he eats anything hes not supposed to...
pooter_stink 0
My dog ate a 100 dollar bill before. I feel your pain.
crazybabesam988 0
FAKE
beasting 0
hey you'll get it back 1 way or another
brelinxboo 0
ooh that sucks. but YDI kinda for just leaving it out.
Coolerthanutimes 0
If u r recieving money it is not called a bill u dumb ****
kurato 6
A bill also refer to note. As in $100 dollar bill, a $5 dollar bill, 1 dollar coin, a nickle. He not using it wrong. But I do agree that -that term is confusing, if you remove the last 5 words from that sentence, it would be extremely confusing.
lana1316 0
OMG! is the puppy ok??!!!?