Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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Amysbodybetrayal 0
I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD
Eashag 3
That's what your pockets are for, tard.
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easrc 5
you know if you can retrieve more than 50% of it from the dog crap (and have at least one copy of the serial number) all US banks are legally required to exchange it for a "fresh" $100 bill.
driedpeaches 0
yup, what he said. good thing they're cloth and not paper, they make it through the digestive system fairly well. Just google "dog Eats Money" you're not alone...
aback 5
Don't think this gets you out of writing the thank-you note.
shirmk 0
$100? Thats IT? For graduation? Im 15 and for my BIRTHDAY i got $100. Hehe
f_u_u_f_f 0
OMG, you sound spoiled. Yes, some people get "just" $100 as a graduation gift. Or less. My grandma sent me $25. My parents gave me more than that I think.
wyld3fyr3 3
seriously, hell some people don't get money for graduating, because it's just something you have to do in life, and some people only get money if they graduate with honors like valedictorian.
aniu 0
I didn't anything for my graduation...
kukopia 0
#50 didn't get an education when he graduated. He doesn't know how to make a complete sentance.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
lol sentance? Seriously?
Kgirl2cute 6
okay, I don't think the regular person just GETS $100.. the only time I get that kind of money is once a year at Christmas when my uncle makes it up to me and my sister and 4 cousins for not seeing us all year. It's amazing how quickly that man spends $600..
ZiggyMorrison 0
and you didnt just put it on your wallet because?
Sun_Kissed18 25
he's an idiot?
earthboundwish 0
This is why cats are better--they'll never eat random dollar bills floating around your house. :)
skylarbee 8
Cats are never better. I'd rather have a puppy who ate a $100 bill then a cat.
HaveNoLife 0
What goes in must come out?
supamann 0
my dog did this once except it was only a $1 bill. so FYL
jonny2x4 0
A fool and his money are soon parted. YDI for being a spoiled moron who doesn't appreciate the value of money. Why did you leave it on the table in order to take a piss? Ever heard of a wallet ? Or maybe a pocket?
DaftBrian 0
Shotgun.
myballs 0
It's your fault. I sincerely hope you do not abuse the puppy for it. If you do, may I see you in hell. Annnnnnnnyways, just watch out for shit like that, OP. Fan blowing, an object with a lot of surface area and almost no weight. . . it was bound to happen. Lrn2/paperweight.