Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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kate3101 15
Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
pee on him/her. that'll show him.
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Comments (80)
Bertha5 0
ahhaa! #11
insolvent 4
Hmm... I used to do that when I was a kid. At my grandparents house. :) It was fun at the time! :D
xmagster 0
how, may I ask, is that fun?! lol! Maybe it's because I'm a girl... Seriously, fyl. Your son is pretty stupid.
HazeZero 0
fyl for calling a 10yr old kid stupid =/ @xmagster
ianformean 0
The boy is clearly "special"
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If your child is ten years old then he must have some serious issues to be pulling stuff like that. That's ridiculous.
TheSpoof 0
bart simpsons ten and look at the shit he does. but real life ten year-olds are dumb asses too
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Yes and throughout the series Bart Simpson is an acknowledge moron, who didn't know that televisions, DVD players, and such run on electricity. If your child has the intelligence and common sense of Bart Simpson then there is something wrong with your child. On a funny note, Bart should be 31 years old by now since the show had its 21 year anniversary. He should have grown up to be dumber than his dad.
Wolfwood187 0
LoL... Owned. Honestly though, he's freakin 10, punish him :)
dspadres 0
You might want to get your radiator checked. I know near boiling water passes through them but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't get so hot that water sizzles on contact.
TheLetterZero 7
On*, not one. :P
lostfaithinpppl 19
You raised a retard! LOL
xXSmilezXX 7
hahhahahaha that's awsome xD. afi forever
quietlytearful 0
parenting fail.
Deyette 0
That seem kinda immature for a 10 year old.