Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
kate3101 15
Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
pee on him/her. that'll show him.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (80)
Soulathyia 0
Does he have ADHD? Seriously he's a bit old to be doing crap like such. I'd make him lick the radiator clean.
sasharaee 0
lmao! i know, right?
Soulathyia 0
Right. :)
whatwasthatnoise 0
wow, you must have some sort of super heated radiator for it to steam and sizzle..like seriously..thats just not gonna happen
allen20 0
wats a radiator
blastvortex 4
I'll bet he won't be laughing as his arms sizzle from the Indian burns you're gonna give him. Burn, baby, burn!
Soulathyia 0
Seriously as I siad earlier make him lick the radiator clean.
ANTONKR 0
Is he disabled or something?
CYNNER 0
Why don't you direct him to something more clean. like a trash can near the toilet.
UrNewAddiction94 0
haha[: that's kinda awesome.