Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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mj2123 0
You're an idiot.
prizefight 0
You are what is wrong with our culture these days. Grow a brain, and form your OWN opinions. Justin Beiber doesn't like football either. He likes glitter and Usher.
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Comments (186)
himynameisspence 0
I agree with #26.... an by the way Justin beiber blows total dick, that litte fag has NO talent he never even hit puberty yet...
Epic_Phale615 0
justin beiber shouldn't share my first name, hes a flaming homosexual who's music is as good as a 5th grade choir.
Intellectualist 0
Not gunna lie, this made me die a little bit inside.
damnrosi 0
aww come on, lay off the kid, yeah he sucks, but he is raking in millions for having no talent, and I don't see any of you non-talented jerks making millions off of nothing. stop being so jealous. and OP that is the lamest thing I've ever heard, you do realize that it doesn't matter what you do, whether you watch the superbowl like him or go to his concert and scream and cry like a little freak, he will never ever notice you or care that you exist. Sorry but you need to move on and do something a little better with your life than waste your time like that.
perdix 31
If you are 16 or older, you are pathetic beyond words. I'd like to give you the number of a Suicide Facilitation Hotline. My daughter is not quite 13 and she looooooves Justin Bieber. As a father, I totally support this because it means she is not into men :)
f_ed_panda 0
You're an idiot. This isn't a FML, it's just a statement to the rest of the world, telling them that you're an idiot. Please get a life, K THANKS!
Spunkycowgirl25 0
While this makes me cringe, and while I think this is completely stupid, it really isn't anything new. Young girls have been "swooning" over heart throbs for decades, Justin Beiber is just the newest face on the scene. Next year it will be someone else. How about in the 50's with James Dean? Or the 70s with David Cassidy? All the girls had to have his posters and know everything about him. Remember when The Beatles landed in America and all the screaming girls were fainting and were so "in love" with Ringo/Paul/John/George? Or how about when Elvis became popular and had throngs of young and old female fans? Look at the modern day with Prince William - girls go crazy over that guy. So I can't say this is anything new, and it isn't a trend that will stop anytime soon. Every young girl has their "fantasy" and eventually they outgrow it - this girl will too.
in_wonderland 1
you're lame as ****
fxdxhk90 0
If the dictionary ever wants to define the phrase "complete useless tool" you should consider sending them a photo.
some_girl9 8
YDI for being a mindless tool. Kill yourself.
Mel2030 0
Omg yes mindless tool get your own life and watch what u actually like not what some famous 12 yr old says he likes