Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML
Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I arranged a date with a girl online I really get along with, because frankly we both have a filthy sense of humour and love sexting. At the date, it turns out she’s deaf, which is not a problem, but she brought her sister as an interpreter. Without our usual conversation, it was just painfully awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
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Top comments
twinny_sc 13
Wow that's stupid because even deaf people can read lips.
1fast1 0
Karma is a bitch, isn't it....
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Comments (172)
Steffi 26
You shouldn't have been talking about him. Hearing or not.
nick3600 22
People who make first assumptions are ignorant assholes like you op
kailarahne 19
YDI for assuming... And for not knowing that deaf people can *normally* read lips...
fantasyworld 39
So you like him but never bothered to see if he was really deaf?
WarriorOmen 25
*Slow Clap* Well done, OP. Asshole Scale has reached maximum levels here. Well. Done.
cutiegroove 10
Because OP likes this guy, I'm assuming the "talking about him" she meant was stuff along the lines, "Wow, look at what a nice person he is!" and not stuff with malicious intent, like all the YDI's seem to imply.