Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML
Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I arranged a date with a girl online I really get along with, because frankly we both have a filthy sense of humour and love sexting. At the date, it turns out she’s deaf, which is not a problem, but she brought her sister as an interpreter. Without our usual conversation, it was just painfully awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
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Top comments
twinny_sc 13
Wow that's stupid because even deaf people can read lips.
1fast1 0
Karma is a bitch, isn't it....
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Comments (172)
connorfinch 0
you like him and don't even know if he's deaf?
Vik364 0
haha that's your own fault
Namenlos_fml 20
wow... you're a ******* moron.
Clumsyblonde22 12
Your a complete idiot! Lots of people know sign language, like myself and I am far from deaf. You suck at life.
u_r_idiot 1
well you were prolly say nice things if you like him
kibitzertriplet 6
Haha... jeez!
sallen0046 4
What's wrong with you, OP? First of all, how can you "like" someone you don't even know well enough to know they aren't actually deaf? Sign language fills the "foreign language" class requirements, and is therefore taught in many high schools and colleges. Not to mention there are a great many people, hearing impaired and otherwise that are capable of reading lips. Your ignorance in this situation is simply astounding.
moonlight_daze 8
The guy you like is WIN!
jaybird09 0
lol hilarious
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I dont think counts as sign launguage.