Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that we could keep dating, but he doesn’t see a future with me because I’m not a good submissive woman like his mother. His mother who’s been married four times for cheating on all her husbands. Yeah, good woman indeed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom, but she decided I was “unsuitable.” I hoped he’d be on my side. Nope, he just accepted her word as law, broke up with me, and pushed me outside. He'd driven me there, so I had to find a bus in a city I’ve never been to, in the dark, without a coat. FML
Today, the momma's boy I was getting to know cried when I said we should just be friends. He said I was being added to the list of people who treat him like shit and verbally abuse him. He has bad hygiene, musty, wears dirty clothes and I taught him how to properly clean a toilet. But I’m the bitch. FML
Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
OP, you dodged a bullet there! Your Ex is an immature idiot with a weird obsession about his mom.
tounces7 28
Tell him he should just marry his mother like the mamas boy he is.
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Comments (7)
Chazzster 32
OP, you dodged a bullet there! Your Ex is an immature idiot with a weird obsession about his mom.
lev 11
you're giving him too much credit. he sounds more like an abuser.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Do you really want to marry a guy who was raised to believe that a woman should basically be a glorified housekeeper without an opinion of her own? But hey, do what makes you happy, I guess.
tounces7 28
Tell him he should just marry his mother like the mamas boy he is.
RichardPencil 32
She may be good -- she's just got no skill at identifying a true dom.
PawgPower 3
I see why he’s your ex. Lol you moving on to better things
Kannibalistic 9
It’s very fortunate that you won’t have a future with Oedipus, I promise.
MichaƎl Ray 5
Tell him to go **** his mom then