Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML
Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
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Harry641 13
Hello sheldon
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I'd say FYL, but it doesn't seem like you have one. Kidding. Get some real friends, OP
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Comments (151)
FR05TY 9
Looks like they're not really your friends
lissa_jade 22
"friends," huh ?
spottyblanket 8
Invite them somwhere then, why always leave it to them? Also join some clubs and make some more friends
biggie95_fml 4
Did you not offer a warm beverage?
ManBroSkiGirl 10
I remember this on an episode of Big bang theory. It actually.came in handy in this situation.
suckmylife669 0
Forever alone
Ajwc101 24
Your friends don't sound friendly. Like the comments above say maybe it's time for new friends...
yomamaOo 2
Time for you to stop being a nerd
GoldenGrizzly 7
I'm a nerd and I have nerd friends. Op needs to stop sticking around people who do not want him/her around. It is sad when people grow tired of your presence, but you have to respect people's choices and Op is dragging this out longer than it needs to be. No one wants to be alone, but lying to yourself is not the answer.
perdix 31
Nova Scotia must be a very kind place. In 21st century America, the social protocol allows people to discuss fun plans in front of boring, whiny douchebags without obligation to invite them. In fact, making sure that said boring, whiny douchebags know they are actively being excluded (instead of merely forgotten) is great fun among the cool kids.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Perdix, you are the greatest philosopher of our time. Your take on the fast-paced world of teen douche-nuggets has me creaming my pants.
perdix 31
#38. Thank you. I'll work your kind words into my Nobel Prize acceptance speech -- when they start to give out a Philosophy prize!
TheHolyLama 0
that's a very wise and unbiased comment you've made there, Kasey! thanks for sharing your worldly oponion and not sounding like a fellow douchebag :)
GoldenGrizzly 7
Why Kasey, if you look in the bible it will talk about the second coming of Christ... and that's because Perdix is a generous lover. So don't make fun of Christ's lover.
Major_General 10
Which means you don't actually have friends.
i2smart2trick 15
They're obviously not your true friends then.