Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML
Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
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Harry641 13
Hello sheldon
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I'd say FYL, but it doesn't seem like you have one. Kidding. Get some real friends, OP
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Comments (151)
redhedsaysrawr 18
I had friends like that who pulled that crap, except instead of really inviting me, they would tell me the wrong meeting place and I would get stood up. Needless to say, they still try to do that stuff, but I got new and better friends.
blutigenbonbon 10
I know your pain... :(
dserebrin 0
This is exactly what happens to me...
dearestjen 7
At least they ask you. My friends don't do that 90% of the time.
dansco 25
You know that person in every group of friends who actually is NOT a friend but a hanger on? No, that's you! Seriously they don't seem to be your friends, make some new ones who want to spend time with you ;)
ljpalmer16 5
They obviously aren't your real friends.. Dumbass
ovvls 0
#foreveralonewith69cats ):
supercat23 10
I would just agree that your life sucks, but my "social group" openly discuss plans that involve everyone there but me and one friend without even mentioning the idea that I might be able to come. This is the metric by which I've established that I'm probably closer to my online friends than the ones I know in person...
blackman303 11
hey my friends talk about it publicly and i still don't get invited
chuggaa11111111 3
I'm not the only one? :D