mapleleafs34
United States
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CheeseLover
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Spring, United States
Loose connections
Today, the pizza delivery guy and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML
Yuri
Gloucester, United States
Thanks!
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Anonymous
Truro, Canada
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
thehaystackerine
Asshole Design
Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pizza > Love
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Pouponette
France
Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
Anonymous
Newcastle, United Kingdom
Surprise!
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
scarred for life
Brampton, Canada
Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
Anonymous
Relatable
Today, I ordered pizza for myself. When the delivery guy arrived, I opened the door in pajama pants, messy hair and a face mask. He smiled and said, “Oh, this order says ‘Family Combo Meal.’ Where’s everyone else?” I just said, “They’re busy.” They weren’t. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
get his #
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI for not ordering Chinese.
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Comments (98)
volvo1 0
I'll come to your house what's you facebook
AliceC_fml 3
volvo1 = creeper. anyway! I feel ur pain honey. just wait, the right guy will come along when the time is right :)
davidhasmorefun 0
@norfolkdude. this isn't a question of that she is having trouble finding people. it's her staying at home and not doing something that would make a guy want to approach her. join a club or gym or something social. either way this post is fixable and she just wants pity from people. she got it from you because your a putz. feeling sorry for people because they are lazy is pathetic.
gr3y_fml 1
At least he feeds you.
mmhmm138 0
Then order Chinese food.
RockRox12 0
Boo-friggin-Hoo join E-Harmony and find an online boyfriend
potterpie 0
this makes me sad. :[
Gucci_Girl 2
Lonely much!?
ndiesal 0
1 > 0
plzdunstpdamusic 0
There might be the reason right there. You eat pizza = fat = unattractive = no boys.