mapleleafs34
United States
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CheeseLover
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Spring, United States
Loose connections
Today, the pizza delivery guy and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML
Yuri
Gloucester, United States
Thanks!
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Anonymous
Truro, Canada
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
thehaystackerine
Asshole Design
Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pizza > Love
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Pouponette
France
Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
Anonymous
Newcastle, United Kingdom
Surprise!
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
scarred for life
Brampton, Canada
Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
Anonymous
Relatable
Today, I ordered pizza for myself. When the delivery guy arrived, I opened the door in pajama pants, messy hair and a face mask. He smiled and said, “Oh, this order says ‘Family Combo Meal.’ Where’s everyone else?” I just said, “They’re busy.” They weren’t. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
get his #
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI for not ordering Chinese.
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rawrfaceee 0
i moderated this one(:
Shadow_Phantom 26
And? It's not like you NEED a guy.
Soulathyia 0
This is your fault. You do or are something that drives them away. So Fix It .
SiLvEr_070 5
Make a move on the pizza guy :D Just kidding OP, go out more, see the world in all it's glory!!! Then people will actually know u exist, give it time!! =]
Darkhumor 0
This is the most irritating problem amongst my single female (usually older) friends, complaining that Mr Right doesn't throw themselves onto their windshields while they're driving You think you need someone else to feel complete/a person/loved/valuable/worth something? Join a dating service Join a gym Join a language class Join a cooking class (sweet you can make even yummier pizzas) be more outgoing with your neighbours/their families Be more outgoing at your workplace(if possible) This is only a fraction of the possibilities and you choose to sit at your computer, eat pizza and whine to the world. YDI, but I'm sure all this attention you're getting makes you feel better - but it won't solve the problem, and you'll still be single at the end of the day
NorfolkDude 2
Well some people have trouble finding another person. I mean yeah, you're right, we shouldn't need someone to validate us, but at the same time, it's a natural state of mind that we all desire companionship and even so some people have someone right next to them, but still feels loneliness and desire to seek companionship. So I think the OP is natural and just experience what every soul goes through at one point or another. If we all didn't "need" someone, all of us would be single, and the world population would be in sharp decline.
SiLvEr_070 5
wow.....I think I love you ;)
ramakandra 3
sometimes all it takes to get through the lonliness is opening youre mouth, instead of expecting the other too? i know i can oftenly tell someone likes me, but because of a dissorder i have i cant open my mouth. when the other person says hi though im fine. it may sound sad, but hey whatcha gonna do?
3rw0n 0
sounds depressing..
NorfolkDude 2
What sort of guy you want to show up to your doorsteps? I mean that sounds creepy to me. Like if I wanted a woman, I certainly wouldn't go to her doorsteps. This isn't days of past where you can swing a guitar, throw pebbles at some chick's windows, then sing a song. If you did that now, the neighbors would yell, the chick would call the police, and her dad would be outside with a shotgun screaming, "Get off my lawn you perv!" So this guy at the doorsteps would have to be pretty crazy.
Katiepie93 0
Pfft, not even the pizza boy comes to my door. They don't deliver to my house lol
wh4t3v3R 0
He won't come to my house after the last time I started humping his leg.
scilverox 0
Maybe if you learned how to cook....
Mabster84 2
Perhaps you should try visiting a boys door? But you know... not like a stalker....