Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I did the math: if I wiped out my savings account, the joint account I have with my husband, as well as the savings accounts I started for nieces and nephews to pay for student loans, I would only owe $41,000 more. FML
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
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Top comments
nammz 0
you're pathetic get a job ydi
LTMcleod 0
to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p
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Comments (174)
ph900921 0
#10... are you stupid? or just incredibly poor?
bryans1990 9
well whos fault is that? ours? no. so what does this tell you? ur a pathetic idiotic looser, so go get a job u retard.
scc666 0
Pathetic... And why did you put that on here? Attention? Self pity? Cause it's not so much of an event that screams 'fml', just kind of a lame observation
THE_TRUTH_HURTS 0
Its time you start collecting food stamps and put your McDonald's check in your piggy bank, because chances are if a rainy day is coming, you are sure to drown in an inch of water. FYL for having a coin jar at 28. Most importantly, stop smoking dope! And that is a valid assumption that you smoke dope cause I've seen crackheads that have more money on them... maybe you should be the one sucking some **** =P
hotjewgrl101 0
Oh wow ur stupid
mattmag 0
You should've listened when they told you to get good grades in high school. Government grants (state and federal) are paying for my education and my rent, and my weekend job takes care of the rest, and I can save a bunch. Oh, and #71, soon you will be living off government funds too... in the prison system.
4690flowerz 0
Get a job! Even I have more money and I'm a little over half your agee.
writerajere 0
I like the way you say "relieved" like this is something that's slipped your attention for the last 10 years.
no7h1ng 0
I hate when that happens. And to all the people giving you crap prolly don't have bills.
ericjewell32 0
Dude your a loser with no life:/