Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I did the math: if I wiped out my savings account, the joint account I have with my husband, as well as the savings accounts I started for nieces and nephews to pay for student loans, I would only owe $41,000 more. FML
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
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nammz 0
you're pathetic get a job ydi
LTMcleod 0
to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p
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Asdas_fml 0
#135 and #140 Go die. You two are born in 1993 (judging from your name) and 1994, so you are 15-16 and 14. Do you pay for your rent? No. Do you pay for your food? No. Do you pay for your electricity/water/internet? No. Do you pay for your clothes? Probably not. Do you pay for the things you're using, such as your computer? Most likely not. You're living at your parents place, don't pay for anything and tell this guy to get a job. When you move out and start paying for your stuff you can come tell us how much money you have saved, but while you're living at your parents house, you can just shut the **** up. Thanks.
ShowTyme 0
Get a job, LOSER!!
FMLer69 4
You bunch of assholes! You don't even know the situation. For example - I myself am trying to live in a country where it's almost impossible for a foreigner to get a job and am living off of what little money I have left. So, think before unleashing those miserable typing fingers of yours. And anyway, what's up with the recent onslaught of bitching at complete FYIs? C'mon ppl, be fair. And, if you're a miserable c*nt, go find another site to be one on.
FMLer69 4
P.S. And all you dickwhipes who live off their daddy's money - curl up and die.
FMLer69 4
#129, I AGREE.
FMLer69 4
#108, you moron, he could be using a friend's computer.
sowhatrockstar 0
Maybe you should invest that 17 in a bank? LOL
Heelix 0
mmmmhhhmmm my 20 grand payrise is looking good hehehhe
daya_sss 0
you should be ashamed of yourself
Yyz 0
Screw you #152. I am almost 40 and haven't had a savings account in 10 years. Not all areas of the country are doing so great.