Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
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velvel 7
big deal. if you mind that much, go out and get some.
deathartisan 0
I'm just to damn lazy. plus. I have more time for art and music while I'm single. :) find other stuff to occupy you op. then u don't have to worry about dates
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Comments (169)
toto365 0
that's why you get to get up and go **** a hot girl
Jamkid 0
if u r sad about that then be brave make sure ur clean and get out there and find a date ps he is a boy
LeoBrZ81 0
Who cares?? If you haven't been on many dates because of insecurity, then go do something about whatever is ailing you. If it just hasn't happened, then calm your ass down and wait until it does. I fail to understand people whose sole purpose on this Earth seems to be to date continuously.
TheKingDon 2
Why the **** did my only at Tech comment get deleted?
bexx0413 0
onlyattech. onlyattech. onlyattech.
Tara_Alesia 0
I totally agree with this.
F_duke_665 0
fail.
goldenone 2
are you really that desperate for negative attention? why in the world would you compare these two non-related things
itz_towelie 6
hows this fml?
Rickyretardo 0
I pooped my pants how funny that is
JE163 0
The phrase "when Hell freezes over" comes to mind.