Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
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velvel 7
big deal. if you mind that much, go out and get some.
deathartisan 0
I'm just to damn lazy. plus. I have more time for art and music while I'm single. :) find other stuff to occupy you op. then u don't have to worry about dates
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Comments (169)
deathartisan 0
op. just don't worry about dates. find other stuff to do instead. try learning some form of art.
yoitssabrina 0
don't feel bad,I've never even had a first kiss,let alone been on a date :P
airborn54 0
hey I'll take you on a date good looking
slushpuppy123 0
Wow, you are very desperate.
DGross 8
She stated a fact... never said she regretted it or was super desperate.. Some people just aren't big into dating
caittycat95 0
yes maby or maby she wanted to see how many guys would say they would go it with her...you'll never know unless she tells u. but that besides the point....he he yaaaah :p plus I never had a bf before or a first kiss so yah ;)
yoitssabrina 0
haha nooo im no attention seeker :P i've just never been linked to a guy romantically lol
SailorButterfly 8
Make a date to play in the snow! ^-^
yoitssabrina 0
the comments system on here is so weird! i posted a comment and it didnt show up so i posted another one and then both of them showed up :P
Eddie_Paints 0
Dude you need to develop some game!
iBrittanyy 17
Sooo maybe you should be out trying to get a date rather than whining on FML? Just a thought.
xx_kaelen_xx 0
I live in Atlanta too....lol sooo much snow lately it's weird....lol I feel pathetic but same for me;it has snowed more times than i've had a date...
crisco_jockey 0
Don't worry about it OP, it will happen when it does. Better to take your time and let a date come your way, just don't be overly shy. Put yourself out there for someone and if you get rejected don't take it too harshly.
f1fml 0
i agree with this. wise words ma man.
thespicyqueso 0
there's not supposed to be snow in Savannah. PERIOD. this winter is crazy.
xx_kaelen_xx 0
haha i've from Atlanta as well...... Its snowed more than usual......lol all the times it snowed is bout to catch up to the times I've been on a date as well..haha soooo pathetic..
jessi_ld 2
damn I used to hate not havin snow I used to live in agusta and my family moved to Missouri now I miss the lovely Georgia weather!!! lol but seriously OP jus find something to do otherwise you don't need a date to live
southerngirl0528 0
i live in augusta! we have the best weather here!
xx_kaelen_xx 0
haha yeah I used to love when It snowed.. now it just ruins my plans....lol