Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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Sighwonder 0
why would you put it in the cereal man?!
morgan_5230 0
Oh noooo! Maybe you shouldn't put it in Fruit Loops...? Or go dumpster diving, there may still be time! :D
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Comments (122)
phoebatron_ 0
Cereal expires?
TheMischiefMaker 0
For the people telling the OP to man up...it's called "being creative." Maybe you should try it sometime. But to the OP, I put YDI because unless you are supervising the "hidden ring" situation, you should never do it. Duh.
melissa_10 7
how the **** is puttng a ring in a cereal box being creative??.. it just plain stupid!
alexFYL 11
FYI, for everyone in the world, putting a ring in food is a horrible idea.
Betsyyy13 0
OHHH MY GOD! That's HORRiBLE!
elisapizzaa 0
it's fruit loops, sorry that was bothering me, had to :)
classyfied 0
Except, it's not fruit loops. The name of the cereal is froot loops. Look at a box of it or check the website.
crd00 0
First of all man what were you even thinking to put it in her cereal??! why not plan a romantic dinner and ask her, or MAYBE EVEN get down on one knee!! WHAT AN IDEA!! Next time plan it so she doesnt have a chance of swallowing the ring or throwing it away. Jackass.....
Noah_h 0
isn't the expiry date for froot loops usually like 63628385929163 years?
wordgirl 0
Grammar Nazis: It's actually spelled Froot Loops on the box. Stop being such smart-butts. You've out-Nazied yourselves. :D
ekralc_ssly 0
I think you meant FrUIt Loops - seeing as how it isn't spelled "Froot". Did you graduate high school yet?
ekralc_ssly 0
HAHA oops. I just went and looked it up and Froot Loops is spelled correct. My bad. OP, you should have put the ring in something non-edible, or made her dinner and put the ring in her napkin or something. Just so that her ring doesnt get all gross and sticky.