Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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Sighwonder 0
why would you put it in the cereal man?!
morgan_5230 0
Oh noooo! Maybe you shouldn't put it in Fruit Loops...? Or go dumpster diving, there may still be time! :D
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Comments (122)
dru67 0
dose your gf really eat that many frootloops retard?
ColdGold 6
ah ah ah ha ha ha ha. What a stupid idea -- Fruit Loops of all things.
JessiGoose 0
YDI for such a stupid and unromantic proposal. A normal girl wouldn't want to just find a ring in her cereal one day...
GreenRupee 0
YDI badly. That isn't even romantic, kind of cute yeah, but stupid. She probably wouldn't even look on the bowl while eating and eat it too. I think the best way is to give it to her personally, and if you're afraid that she won't say yes, why propose to her?
wh4t3v3R 0
YDI. If you read any other FMLs you'll realize hiding an engagement ring is just begging for a posting. How could that possibly go right? She chews up her engagement ring but doesn't choke seems the best possible scenario I can think of. I think having it thrown out is second best.
rockstarK9 0
Jee, that sure was stupid now wasn't it? Also very tacky way of asking someone to marry you. YDI.
playmymusic90 0
u kno, those "interesting" ways of proposal never rele work....
COBRAMORPH 0
As much as I hate women, I actually do not think I can blame her for this. Other than she is a bitch.
youlose_ 0
ahahaha this was my FML i wasn't signed in. IT'S FAKE YOU IDIOTS
olivialoveable 0
That was kinda a bad way to propose... you should have just ASKED HER!!! God... Men these days...