Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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Sighwonder 0
why would you put it in the cereal man?!
morgan_5230 0
Oh noooo! Maybe you shouldn't put it in Fruit Loops...? Or go dumpster diving, there may still be time! :D
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Comments (122)
mister_moops 0
******* idiot.
rocker_girl_45 0
awww that's so sad I'm sorry!! in no way did u deserve that. it was a very sweet gesture.
melissa_10 7
that was a really lame and stupid way to propose... soo you deserved that =)
skgirl 0
damn that sucks but seriously who checks experation date on cereal really stupid hope you can track box down with ring btw propose more awesomer ha
DameGreyWulf 1
I do... but only after I've already tasted its staleness. People should be meticulous about expiration dates, though. It concerns their health.
shootingstar8D 0
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utopi3103 0
lol @#72
Esnedon 0
lol at pointless comments.
Sipos 0
That is the worst proposal idea I've ever heard. Firstly, fruit loops are not the least bit romantic. Secondly, you have no idea when she'd finish the box and so find it. Thirdly, even if she did eat the cereal, the ring would be in a bowl of ring shaped cereal, covered in milk - she'd probably swallow it and choke. Hopefully you can find the ring but when you do, think of something better to do with it.
Lisa89 3
FFS.. why do people put expensive things in food!?! Either it ends in chocking/ being eaten or thrown out.
Man_person 0
Your just stupid for putting a ring in froot loops. Why did that idea even come to you?? It's not romantic at all and you absolutely deserve it.
13__Loki__13 1
You really should have done something more romantic and traditional than leaving it in a box of cereal for her to find... like hang it off of your testicles by a string. Yeah... that'd win her over... maybe when you buy the next ring... at the mall.