Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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Sighwonder 0
why would you put it in the cereal man?!
morgan_5230 0
Oh noooo! Maybe you shouldn't put it in Fruit Loops...? Or go dumpster diving, there may still be time! :D
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Comments (122)
eatmydust 0
yeah and how long did it take you to realize she "hadn't said anything"? wouldn't that be the only thing on your mind, seeing as you just proposed?
ForestFire0 1
Yeah, you just suddenly realized one day your girlfriend ignored your attempt to propose? How did that go? "Oh, shit, I have to pick up the dry cleaning and go food shopping! Hey, wait a second, I left that ring in the fruit loops a week ago! What's the deal?"
WhatAboutZorro 0
That's just silly. Unromantic, stupid and downright dangerous! Whatever happened to a simple "will you marry me"?
Laxloverr24 0
never put a ring in food
ptpete25 0
YDI, what retard is stupid enough to put a ring in a cereal box. She probably found it and was too embarrassed that you wouldn't ask her personally, so she pawned the ring and told you she tossed it. Next time be a man and realize that something as big as a proposal should be face to face.
DoctorFoxyNo1 0
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LeeIsAwesome 0
That is one of the lamest ways to propose.
I_am_stupid_also 6
This beats the crap out of those really awkward public fiascos that some people think is appropriate. If they have some inside thing about her cereal and there is a nice card to go with it, then it's not so bad. But since the cereal expired she probably doesn't eat it very often. I mean who the hell ever checks the expiration dates on dry cereal? She probably is too shy to say no so she made up the excuse.
perdix 31
Six-year-olds shouldn't be proposing to each other anyways.
laughingman 0
I can make promise ring from quartz no can tell the differenaceexpect the size is much better
WTFsGoingOn 0
The women must love you.
reaader09 0
Fruit Loops* and YDI for being so stupid with a ring
SweetieLish 0
Actually it is spelled "Froot Loops"...check out the cereals website.