LaurahLunatic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Darling_Cherry
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Fat Arsed Lass
East Tamaki, New Zealand
Today, while laying on the couch my cat came and laid on me. Turns out my ass is big enough for my 13 year old cat to walk around in circles, wash itself, stretch and sleep. FML
Sorry kitty
Sorry little buddy
Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML
Username
United States
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Catremorse
Centreville, United States
Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise, human!
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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skyeyez9 25
i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.
skyeyez9 25
in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.
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Comments (54)
KsbjA 0
Calm down... having slept with lots of random people isn't really something you should be proud of. ;-)
beaniebabe 0
how do you know that??
chrisanthropy 0
that was ****** stupid, this site is going to shit because of people such as yourself
fangles 0
Yeah... YDI for not spaying your frickin' cat.
abouttofly 12
Agreed.
nikkiandyou 0
So your cat got laid once? am i correct? LMAO JK, dude
pomlaos 0
Animals are animals dogs get it out every time they can. If you do get laid more than your cat that will be a problem.
Miles6969 0
hahahhahahahaha how did u find that out
CronosDage 0
LOL WUT
kingleonitaz 0
cats get laid all the time, you can't compare yourself to a cat that's like saying my horses penis is bigger than mine..
HippoLesb 3
same.. but now he's dead, or has escaped to have more sex