Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I got congratulations at work for being "so focused" and "not spending time on my phone." I didn't have the heart to tell my manager I don't spend time on my phone because I have no friends to talk to. FML
Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
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Top comments
f_alltheirlives 3
Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice
Impromptu_fml 0
Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.
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Comments (79)
figurey 0
YDI, did you try to make some calls yourself?
Jaded4good 0
Congratulations. You are more intelligent than 90% of those people who buy a new cell when the old is still functional. Next step: talk to people to let them know. Then give them your number.
happykiddo20 0
try buying a new car :D
CallMeHush 1
It is... I have the bumper sticker. It also gives the the cops something to pull you over for late at night.
CallMeHush 1
But look at all the people that will talk to you here.
containsnosoy 0
Try talking to them first, smart one.
aMEIzing 0
There's probably a good reason no one calls you. First and Foremost, you're probably a loser, have a lame personality or just boring. But what you might want to give a try to is: going out and meeting some more loser people like yourself. :) That way you might be the "cool phone guy" in your loser crew, hence; you might even get called. :)
Rabbity 0
Today, I whined to internet strangers about something that was my fault. FML.
IambecomeRAWR 0
Oh, you're so witty!
wh4t3v3R 0
Today I whined to internet strangers about someone whining to internet strangers. FML
IambecomeRAWR 0
I love how writing anything on the internet can get you branded a hypocrite, it's so brilliantly strange :p.
ashleynonymous 0
At least you'll have lots of cool games.
wh4t3v3R 0
What? I got a cheap phone, and it still has the capabilities to receive fake texts from imaginary friends. Try scripting your email client to do that. Alternatively get a third arm attached. People will talk to you then.