Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I joined my crush for their workout class. I didn’t realize it was an advanced class. Ten minutes in, I was gasping for air, bright red, and drenched in sweat. The instructor had to stop and ask if I needed a paramedic. My crush offered me a cup of water along with a look of deep concern. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I was in gym class with my crush. We were running around until she tripped over me. Now, she hates me, and says that I tripped her when everyone saw that she tripped over me, and she hates me now. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML
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real life problems 26
This seems like a really weird thing to happen in gym class..
clair_brodie 35
You should have asked him why can't he be stronger.
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clair_brodie 35
You should have asked him why can't he be stronger.
real life problems 26
This seems like a really weird thing to happen in gym class..
Cali 57
I had a gym teacher that did birthday spankings. Anything is possible!
real life problems 26
That just sounds like a child molesteror.
Cali 57
The 90s were wild.
tounces7 28
Yeah things that were normal back then would probably qualify as a sort of harassment these days.
RichardPencil 32
Or, don’t lose weight and crush him, literally.
Skylar 1
Oh..he doesn't get girl's mind.You deserve better
tenniemo 20
This sounds like it’s from a tv show or something. Things like this don’t happen in PE in schools.
Kurliez408 32
wtf what gym teacher does that??
interesting33 37
I am guessing he was probably joking and I wouldn't worry about it. I would be far more concerned with that 'advanced level's thing. it seems very sexist and frankly weird. It can't be good for a boy's back to carry a girl up a rope so he could be damaging them, and if they fell and landed on top of each other it could be a real problem. not to mention he is getting you two to touch a lot and it is perpetuating the stereotype of the 'strong' male and the female can't do anything and should just let the man do all the work. I think you should complain to the headteacher.
Razell 13
<i>"it is perpetuating the stereotype of the 'strong' male and the female can't do anything and should just let the man do all the work." </i> ... really? It's weird enough that they're making the boy's rope-climb more challenging by using the girls as... self-adjusting deadweight (they can't afford weighted vests?), and you have to go make it weirder by bring in feminist literary criticism? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, dude!
Charlie Given 28
This definitely is a private school they don't follow public school systems rules or alot of common Sense either 🙄
dwight7476 11
Tell him get bigger muscles and stop being a whimp
TheSminty1 17
Should've licked his ear and said "I like you, I'll eat you last"