Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Life comes at you fast
Today, I’m 20, pregnant, and getting a divorce. I asked my soon to be ex why he even bothered marrying me in the first place. He said it’s because his parents “made him.” I can’t believe I’m going to be a pregnant divorcee before I’m even able to legally have my first drink. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Top comments
fightingkittens 39
How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.
worldclass 0
I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.
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Comments (304)
toecutterxxxxx 1
couldn't keep your brother happy
okmoekee 0
i know how you feel, i was married and am going through a divorce...i still can't legally buy a drink
JesusSchwartz 5
At least when the time finally comes, you'll have plenty of reasons to drink...
bryans1990 9
wow your family must be proud of you for setting the bar so damn high. ydi.
the4starr 3
well someone is a very sad person. i like how you said LEGALLY drink. i suppose you do a fair lot too. won't your mother be proud ?
Coralkim1 0
Sooooo true. People nowadays...
TheZarola 10
You deserve it. If you were married before 21, okay. That's not bad. But being pregnant and getting a divorce? Seems like you were being ignorant and rushing. Also, unless your husband is/was abusive, you likely don't know what marriage is. It's a commitment, which you don't know how to make.
killacarm 0
UR A DUMB BITCH u deserve the miserable life u have because u couldn't keep ur legs closed like all these other naive pregnant teens here's a thought if u can't keep ur legs closed use a condom or bc or the plan b pill shit get a ****** abortion now ur a kid with a baby n a single momFUCKIN IDIOT
killacarm 0
Chicks like you make me love my life even more I'm 21 I have no kids and I've been with the same guy since I was 17 and never once had a pregnancy scare cuz I'm not dumb like you haha I bet u thought u were gonna live happily ever after keep clicking ur heels sweetheart you'll be in Kansas someday
killacarm 0
Ugh lookin threw these comments anyone defending is a ****** idiot and problem in the same position she made the decisions to get married young and have a kid if u make bad choices u end up with shit hence her struggling for the rest of her life and never having shit or anytime for herself
bratwa 0
Wow, calm down already. I'm 29 and think that's to early to get married and have children, but I don't bash on people who do it differently. She made some bad mistakes, but she is young, her life isn't over. Her kid might grow up happy and healthy and so on... Don't just presume the worst!
fightingkittens 39
Killacarm just shut the f*** up! You are making all sorts of assumptions about OP's life, when you really have no idea what's going on. Contraceptives can fail. Also, what happened to the idea that she got pregnant while married? If you're married for a few years, it's perfectly possible. I'm defending her. And I'm not pregnant. Or married. Or even legally able to marry. Or even dating someone. Or even in HIGH SCHOOL, asshole. F*** off.