Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Life comes at you fast
Today, I’m 20, pregnant, and getting a divorce. I asked my soon to be ex why he even bothered marrying me in the first place. He said it’s because his parents “made him.” I can’t believe I’m going to be a pregnant divorcee before I’m even able to legally have my first drink. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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fightingkittens 39
How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.
worldclass 0
I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.
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Comments (304)
izzybaby27 0
how mature. YDI
dsypher 0
wow ever heard of building a relationship and condoms
Cinn_fml 23
Ever heard that condoms can fail? :P
ughigiveup 4
Wow, nice going OP.
seekingawug 0
You don't deserve it, OP. I hope things get better soon and you have loving people to support you. Everybody else, stop abusing her. You don't know her circumstances. You don't know who she was married to or what happened in their marriage. And it's not exactly a sin to get pregnant. Nor is it unexpected when you've been married, you know?
guardgirl4ev 0
that's what you get for being easy and stupid
hockeyfever 0
In Alberta legal age to drink is 18 and Alberta is Canada!!!
yadyecats 0
i think a lot of people on here r so rude and disrespectful im not saying what she did was right but things happen everyone saying use protection idk if u no but condom r 100% and they break and everyone that is calling her a ***** and **** really? this could have been the one and only person she had sex with so ya and everyone about abortion u r talking about morals y dont u get some because the ******* KILLING!! and at least she is sticking with her mistake and not putting it through hell for a self reason she took responsibility for her action instead of killing an innocent child for no reason
Moosie11 17
Just as well- you might've been an alcoholic as well!! Now that you've gotten all those firsts out of the way, hope you can focus on what you want for the rest of your life- which will be longer Than the time spent marrying, divorcing etc., so choose well. You've got a clean sheet of paper. Ignore the ignorant comments...such visciousness, why?
Moosie11 17
Just as well- you might've been an alcoholic as well!! Now that you've gotten all those firsts out of the way, hope you can focus on what you want for the rest of your life- which will be longer Than the time spent marrying, divorcing etc., so choose well. You've got a clean sheet of paper. Ignore the ignorant comments...such visciousness, why?
Moosie11 17
Just as well- you might've been an alcoholic as well!! Now that you've gotten all those firsts out of the way, hope you can focus on what you want for the rest of your life- which will be longer Than the time spent marrying, divorcing etc., so choose well. You've got a clean sheet of paper. Ignore the ignorant comments...such visciousness, why?