Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions! Who was there? Why was he there? What did you do? Did you still pee? Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor? I need answers!
Tuesdaythe10th 11
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DocBastard 40
I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions! Who was there? Why was he there? What did you do? Did you still pee? Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor? I need answers!
stephan18 23
Answers damn it!
wisericky 12
The mailman Deliver mail Accepted the mail and signed for a package Yes OP opened the package, freaked out and pissed all over the place. I hope this helps clear things up.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Pretty much! All I could think of was that the OP caught a burglar hiding in there.
supahcoolperson 0
Just run and pee op.. just run and pee..
orange9494 0
At the same time!
Calyx_fml 22
Sorry bout that. I was taking a shower.
MrSassypants 34
wisericky 12
Oh what a mouthful. :p
Danny0522 8
This is by far the most insightful comment I've ever read in all my life.
angelbaby2012 0
Oh my lord. Dont scare me. I do that all the time. Lucky for me the only thing ive found is my friends brother trying to watch it
Anai08 17
lol What?
Jkolbly 11
So I am not the only one who does this. I may know that everyone is all in the other room, but I still check. I think I'm just paranoid. And that is not the only reason I think that.
MrSassypants 34
Yup, "your" a dumbass.
TheGewt 7
You aren't replying to anyone, I bet you feel all silly inside.
muFilter 19
Meh, don't feel too bad, 37. I come here to talk to myself too.
TheGewt 7
99, I've been going to the bus benches all this time. I didn't realize it'd be easier to do it here!
ucoolgirl31 20
At least you weren't getting in the shower!! lol :)
plum_lovin 28
Ya naked! That would have sucked...lol
hahayourafag 0
Beat the shit out of whatever sick fag is hiding behind the Curtain in hopes to see your dick. Duh.
RadikulRam 16
"About ruebenrios : Well umm... I love cats... And my sister! So yea. OH I also love G-Shocks!" Oh god... Weren't G-Shocks used by professional athletes and soldiers because of their intense durability and reliability? I know I shouldn't attack children, but Rueb clearly doesn't even take a short trip to the barbers, yet alone... nevermind I'm getting carried away, Rueb, you're a hipster and you're going to struggle in the real world. P.S: They make diamond encrusted G-Shocks *shudders*
hahayourafag 0
Hahaha
p_syko 5
From now on save yourself the hassle of checking the shower them going to the toilet to pee...just pee in the shower. Then if there is someone you can surprise them instead by peeing on them. Problem solved!