Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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DocBastard 40
I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions! Who was there? Why was he there? What did you do? Did you still pee? Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor? I need answers!
Tuesdaythe10th 11
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Comments (279)
minniemutt 12
I don't look but I think I'm going to now.
UrkelMyNerd 4
I think that my tradition of this has finally ended. :(
rawrritsemily 1
I feel like I want to hear the rest of this story.
z563 8
Say hey?
mvems 13
Ignorance is bliss, until you are ignorantly unaware that there is a man in your house who wants to chop you into a million different pieces :) At least you check.
Eila1996 5
Well that sucks.
wannabeafreebee 3
Ahh! I do that! HAh........
bellygirl2000 0
Where's woldo ?? Behind the shower curtain duh
LadyGore 12
Assuming since you are the male, and she gives you the money the home is under your name. Valuable lesson learned: when living with girlfriend/boyfriend try to avoid putting it under your name. Now you are stuck with the house if you two break up.
Kenton1008 21
You responded to the wrong FML, I'm assuming.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
I think we'd all be in that situation