Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
ilikesexyparties 0
haha sucks for you but that's too cute
56578 0
As horrible as that is, its really cute.
cute_princess 3
oh my gosh!! I can't believe it.! :S maybe your son did it because he really liked her and wanted to spend his life with her.. since you and your husband have wedding rings as a commitment.. maybe he thought the same.. but at least he's a little kid and probably the girls mom will plan to return it to you.. (the bright side of this) ..:)
dizzle7 0
thats really sweet
Ibeapirate 0
Haha wow. I'm concerned for your son's teenage years. Just call the girl's parents, only a complete asshole wouldn't return it to you. All will be well.
beanie8542 0
How about you wear the damn ring and you won't have to worry about where it is!
thisismyname_fml 1
I understand that there are cases when you need to take your ring off, but it should've been only for a little while and kept in a safe place while it wasn't being worn. It's not like it was just any ring you wear for decoration. I can't imagine why if you took it off to garden or do dishes or whatever you wouldn't just put it right back on. There are very few instances where I will take my engagement ring off and I never leave it off any longer than it needs to be, because it's expensive and has to much sentimental value to risk losing it.
rukusrazor 0
Gotta say that is adorable. At least you know where it went. You aren't tearing the house apart or calling a plumber to go through the pipes looking. Also, why the hell was it not on? Something else you wanna tell us?
Anon_Coconut 0
Talk to the teacher, find a way to contact the girl's parents, and go get it back.
Wildcard 0
awww thats so cute!!! he is going to be a little heart breaker he's a little kid you guys, he probably saw a ring, not knowing it was mommy's WEDDING ring. kid sees ring, takes it to give to a girl. he probably saw a man do it on TV. children are so innocent. i wouldn't punish him but make sure he knows that its wrong to steal/take things that aren't his OR ASK FIRST lol and to all of you that are so concerned she wasn't wearing her ring... god i would take off mine to wash the dishes or shower.. what the hell is the big deal