Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (266)
_soe_ 0
that sucks.. but kinda cute so as long as you get it back
alexgisforme3 0
seriously loool. dont leave it out then
nikkirito 0
I want to know why it was off your finger ...
mobius8 0
That's pretty damn cute. I read an article a month or two ago about two kids that age who tried to run off to Africa to elope, so at least he didn't do that. =P
LilKonvicted 0
haha
tWitt3rBuG 0
Cute, but what happened? This would be a FML if the girls parents didn't wanna return the ring?
LizzysOwner 17
Seriously, I can't understand why you would take the ring off and not know it was gone until at least a day had gone by (enough time for your son to take it and give it to a girl he likes).
drkwlf 0
Now, that is so ******* adorable. Although, whenever my engagement ring isn't on(dishes, shower, what have you) I put it on right away when I'm finished. It feels weird without it and during a shower I always go WTF? And then remember(I guess I'm slightly retarded!) So.. I'm not really understanding how you didn't notice it gone long enough for your kid to take it to school.. ?
DBJ740 0
Your son is lame. You are stupid. Cheesy asses, the both of you.
poolshark 0
The OP never said she didn't notice that her ring was gone. For all we know, she thought she lost it, was panicked, and searched for it all day. Everyone needs to stop making assumptions.