Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
Today, while I was on Spotify with smart shuffle enabled, it started playing a really stupid, but funny song I'd never heard in my life. I then looked at the cover and realized the song playing was AI-generated. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, needing some new music, I logged on to YouTube and clicked "Like" on a few different tracks I enjoy, hoping to spark some good suggestions from the algorithm. My “Personal Mix” now consists of boring, generic techno remixes, with videos showing 100% half-naked women and fast cars. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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Top comments
smileycupcake62 4
Wow. its okay, just listen to some justin bieber...
fuzz97 23
Sounds like you should seek some sort of counseling.
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ss_20_xx 14
Save money for the therapist.
ss_20_xx 14
I read this comment after commenting. Calm down, you can't blame everyone for the rude advices. I'm sorry for my initial comment though. Now that you shared the full story, I guess I do understand. I hope things get better for you. :)
oohoohmrkotter 0
You'll never come out on top if you're comparing yourself to other women. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder so there's always going to be someone more beautiful than you. Instead, focus on the stuff that really matters, since we're all going to wrinkle up in the end anyway, and all you'll have left is your personality. Read some books, find new interests, help other people and become the kind of person that others want to be around. I know it's hard not to compare yourself to the women your boyfriends cheated on you with, but you've gotta believe me when I tell you it had nothing to do with their beauty, or any other traits that you deem more desirable than your own. It's definitely the cheater's problem, not yours. You're at an age now where you can start to get over the crap you experienced growing up. The older you get, the more you'll find that looks don't matter.
Davick 0
try 80s Glam rock that makes any jealous
Locoluis 15
Have you read the story of Snow White? You're the Queen. Also, there's a difference between being a whining bitch and actually having bad things happen to you. It's wrong to feel bad because you're not as good looking as other people. It's wrong to harbor such feelings. Not everyone can be at the top, you know. You need to be humble and unassuming, you need to stop comparing yourself with other people. Good luck.
buddyguyfriend 1
You shouldve said today I realized how big of a hater I am.
mattorama 15
You're bi polar? So is my wife. It's hard to deal with, but with support, a good SO and good friends, you can do it. I wish you all the best. Good luck!
bungee_fml 9
OP, you didn't choose to have it happen to you, but you did choose to post an FML. Have you ever been to this site before, or on the internet? Not everyone is going to be nice! Don't like it? Don't post.
bungee_fml 9
Everyone has problems, not everyone brings attention to them on purpose. If you only wanted people to pity you, maybe you should have gone to a mental health forum?
Calyx_fml 22
Kinda ironic how all the pretty girls chime in on this FML saying that she is silly to feel that way.
HeartOnSleeves 8
Finally someone explains why that isn't gonna help a soul on this fml.
Imachillifilliz 2
Honestly, I feel the same way a lot. But I know I have a problem. I feel for you, OP.