WayTooMuchFacebook
United States
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sunderland, United Kingdom
Read the room
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Anonymous
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Alisha
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
unlucky
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
beccabooyah
United States
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Butler, United States
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
???
United States
Get back to work, slacker!
Today, I was in the bathroom at work, humming to myself while scrolling through memes. I started laughing and I said out loud, “You’re so stupid” to my phone. Someone in the next stall said, “Excuse me?” and I had to fake a cough and flush just to escape. FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Top comments
teresa96706 29
Facebook addict, gotta learn how to stop looking at rectangular things to "like" and instead; go outside and get fresh air..
fthislyfe 22
Well you could have commented on them.
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Comments (109)
piccalo 4
**** FACEBOOK
GODert 8
**** Facebook in the face
suckingatlife 9
Just because you want to "like" a post or something does not mean you should. For example, my dog died. "Like."
hewiehewell 12
Don't feel bad my first instinct was to like this FML.
perdix 31
For me, whenever I read anything, sentences seem incorrect if they don't begin with "Today" and end with "FML."
shizuma_fml 3
Yup! Someone say my dog die and you probably will like it! Thats something really sucky to do!
pepperlover89 5
every time I see an FML that's really funny, or so stupid its awesome... I look for a like button. T-T I don't even facebook that often. its just...the 'liking' option is so addicting!
laden_swallow09 35
You know you're addicted to social networks when…
lesah5 1
Way to funny. But it true, I read something and my first thought is to LIKE IT
Provi90 0
Don't worry. There's a special place for people like you at Facebookers Anonymous, where you'll get the help you need!
withyou_fml 1
I don't see why this is an FML. My stories are actually bad things that happened to me and hurt my feelings. And it didn't make it on. But this does? FML seriously
b0ngs 7
I agree, but this is an FML b/c OP realized that shes a facebook addict and thinks in facebook terms.
silentbutfunny 0
44! You are inbetween a moderated comment and a mod's comment!!! AND YOU HAVE AN EXPOSED BOOBIE AS YOUR PICTURE!!!! O.o *watches from a distance*