Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend, who he met in Vegas, flies in. My mother is still alive in a dementia care facility. I don't know how to feel about this. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
God, you people are harsh. Family members generally should give each other at least a heads up before something like that, for safety and such. Not to mention the fact that the wording makes it sound like the OP is a minor. So the mom is a **** for not even telling her own child that she's going on vacation. What kind of relationship is that? They may as well just disown each other and never speak again.
mygoodsir 0
well now you know
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Comments (62)
pluralbusted 0
what a model parent.
bkzfreshkidd 0
Really, I would love if my mom went to Vegas, open crib much? Not really an FML, but ok.
DanyelleH 2
Dude my mom and her boyfriend did the same thing! only I'm 14 and she left for a week with me having no clue! but she didn't put it on facebook, she just left.
Kage076 0
you f*ckin deserve it for being friends with your mom on facebook... wtf...
yunni94 0
face it. your parents don't love you, your parents doesn't care about you. your mom's a stripper in Vegas. your life sucks just harden the **** up and live with it dumbass for having your mum and dad as friends on facebook anyway
sha69 0
china phone yah pretty much a dumb move to have connections in fb with ya parents LOL
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
I would have replied "so sick of bitchy moms! Can't wait till 18!"
cooldude859 0
I can't blame the parents. I have kids and get pretty dang sick of them sometimes. Just think how hard it is to constantly sacrifice and give up your own life just to wipe asses and tolerate childish nonsense on a daily basis! After awhile it starts feeling like the pits of hell. A vacation for a parent is like finally getting released from prison after a long sentence. Except you have to go back a week later.
rockydog2324 0
heyyy
blondie2476 9
Ugh my mom is exactly the same way. All I ever hear her talk about to her friends is all the "horrible" things that I've done to her, like bothering her with questions like, "Can you sign this please?". I'm a good kid, I get straight As school and rarely get in trouble. It's not like its my fault she decided to have kids.