Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Good night!
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
Winner winner chicken dinner
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
Impulse purchase
Today, I wanted a Stranger Things flashlight, but I saw they were out of stock at Target so I ordered one on Mercari. The Target website later got more in, so I paid double the original price with shipping included. I’m done online shopping for myself. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML
Lonely
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Welcome to middle age
Today, I found out I've been adulting too long when I noticed that the bags at Smart & Final are shorter than the last time I was here. FML
Rip it up and start again
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
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bhangu023 0
It'll get better as long as you don't give up:)
walkern1891 0
I'm in college and sometimes target is expensive
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vbmg152 19
I feel your pain!
mapletree 8
Hey, target has become pretty high end for a target-like store these days.
JessicaC13 2
Target has always been an expensive store, in my opinion. when you get to the point where Freds is expensive then be sad.
gpoquiqui 5
It is pretty expensive sometimes.
candyaddict54 3
Most people also have to deal with this. Hopefully one day you will get money. at least the dollar store isn't expensive for you.
jdengel 0
we are so spoiled as a society, some cultures would be happy to have a place to shop at period
minaa23 3
there's ups and downs in life. stay focused on improving your life, you can do it.
unrose 1
Why are you complaining?... Not an fml. Your "problems" are just the complaints of your typical American. Im American and I think that it's gross how ungrateful and materialistic most people in this country are.
92910bg 4
Get a crappy coat and a shopping cart and get some cans bitch
derecteevee 1
college huh?