Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Good night!
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
Winner winner chicken dinner
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
Impulse purchase
Today, I wanted a Stranger Things flashlight, but I saw they were out of stock at Target so I ordered one on Mercari. The Target website later got more in, so I paid double the original price with shipping included. I’m done online shopping for myself. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML
Lonely
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Welcome to middle age
Today, I found out I've been adulting too long when I noticed that the bags at Smart & Final are shorter than the last time I was here. FML
Rip it up and start again
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
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bhangu023 0
It'll get better as long as you don't give up:)
walkern1891 0
I'm in college and sometimes target is expensive
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TheMatone 8
Man, walmart is expensive!
KayyKaylyn 14
It always has been, if you want something nice go to target, if you want cheap go anywhere else lol
jriley4u 17
Welcome to my world. It's quite cozy once you get used to it. Lol.
Bubbles77777 11
Hey it IS expensive:) Instead of calling it Target we call it Tar'get ( pronounced like the word Tar& the letter J) :) :) like it's a fancy store:) At Dollar Tree EVERYTHING is a $1.00. Family Dollar& Walmart are good stores. They have a good variety of things with great prices.
dickgamestrong 9
fym? it IS the expensive store
SyncSymphony 10
Dont worry, almost anyone under 40 says the same thing!
pins91 27
Here in Australia it is!!!!