Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Good night!
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
Winner winner chicken dinner
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
Impulse purchase
Today, I wanted a Stranger Things flashlight, but I saw they were out of stock at Target so I ordered one on Mercari. The Target website later got more in, so I paid double the original price with shipping included. I’m done online shopping for myself. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML
Lonely
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Welcome to middle age
Today, I found out I've been adulting too long when I noticed that the bags at Smart & Final are shorter than the last time I was here. FML
Rip it up and start again
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
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bhangu023 0
It'll get better as long as you don't give up:)
walkern1891 0
I'm in college and sometimes target is expensive
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munchy22 5
You know that Target is for the rich when you spot Sylvester Stallone and Gwen Stefani shopping there on 2 different occasions. Yup the stereotype of living in California is true. Celebrities everywhere
sudacalicious 0
For the cheap things they make, they are expensive. Why would I pay $30 for something my infant is going to outgrow in a month?
jewelsfml 0
its been the more expensive one for me for years things could be worse don't be so spoiled!
FurubaaxD 0
At times like these, Walmart is an alternative :D
Shoob1 0
Right there with ya along with thousands of others who are supposed to be "middle class"
stubbornchurro 1
Next up; Wallmart!(:
HarrietPotter239 0
Better start using coupons. Lots and lots of coupons.
tiffythebody 3
If it makes u feel better target is to damn expensive
juicifer 0
Ha!
I_Flows 0
Hell! I been reached that. It's ok.